Obama Ipsum

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His values - and his record - affirm what is best in us. That anger is not always productive; indeed, all too often it distracts attention from solving real problems; it keeps us from squarely facing our own complicity in our condition, and prevents the African-American community from forging the alliances it needs to bring about real change. Anger over welfare and affirmative action helped forge the Reagan Coalition. And Ashley said that when she was nine years old, her mother got cancer. John McCain likes to say that he'll follow bin Laden to the Gates of Hell - but he won't even go to the cave where he lives. I know there are differences on same-sex marriage, but surely we can agree that our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters deserve to visit the person they love in the hospital and to live lives free of discrimination.

It's not enough, but it's helping. It is that promise that has always set this country apart - that through hard work and sacrifice, each of us can pursue our individual dreams but still come together as one American family, to ensure that the next generation can pursue their dreams as well.

I submitted myself to His will, and dedicated myself to discovering His truth and carrying out His works. For over two decades, he's subscribed to that old, discredited Republican philosophy - give more and more to those with the most and hope that prosperity trickles down to everyone else.

Through hard work and perseverance my father got a scholarship to study in a magical place, America, that shone as a beacon of freedom and opportunity to so many who had come before. It came about as a choice, and not an epiphany. The Republican nominee, John McCain, has worn the uniform of our country with bravery and distinction, and for that we owe him our gratitude and respect. And today, we import triple the amount of oil as the day that Senator McCain took office. I realize that I am not the likeliest candidate for this office.

The press has scoured every exit poll for the latest evidence of racial polarization, not just in terms of white and black, but black and brown as well. In the end, then, what is called for is nothing more, and nothing less, than what all the world's great religions demand - that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us. She's the one who put off buying a new car or a new dress for herself so that I could have a better life. Indeed, we can recall the words of Thomas Jefferson, who said: "I hope that our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power the greater it will be." That commitment is at the core of the Treaty, and it must be kept for all who fully abide by it.

Thank you, God Bless you, and God Bless the United States of America.