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They're looking to relieve a chronic loneliness. I realize that I am not the likeliest candidate for this office. That is the world we seek.

The day after Pearl Harbor my grandfather signed up for duty; joined Patton's army, marched across Europe. And he knows that it's not enough for just some of us to prosper. That's not simply a matter of policy or ideology - it's a moral commitment. But we shouldn't use our humility as an excuse for inaction. It's been about you. And I've seen it in this campaign.

From his heroic service to Vietnam, to his years as a prosecutor and lieutenant governor, through two decades in the United States Senate, he has devoted himself to this country. They're ready to turn the page on the old politics and the old policies - whether it's the war in Iraq or the health care crisis we're in, or a school system that's leaving too many kids behind despite the slogans. It was Islam - at places like Al-Azhar University - that carried the light of learning through so many centuries, paving the way for Europe's Renaissance and Enlightenment.

God is still speaking. What's remarkable is not how many failed in the face of discrimination, but rather how many men and women overcame the odds; how many were able to make a way out of no way for those like me who would come after them. The Republican nominee, John McCain, has worn the uniform of our country with bravery and distinction, and for that we owe him our gratitude and respect. I'll recruit an army of new teachers, and pay them higher salaries and give them more support. Finally, the Arab States must recognize that the Arab Peace Initiative was an important beginning, but not the end of their responsibilities.

That's why I've been fighting to expand the Earned Income Tax Credit and the minimum wage. In the white community, the path to a more perfect union means acknowledging that what ails the African-American community does not just exist in the minds of black people; that the legacy of discrimination - and current incidents of discrimination, while less overt than in the past - are real and must be addressed.

Thank you, and God bless America.