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And I think they recognized a part of themselves in me too. But the remarks that have caused this recent firestorm weren't simply controversial. They have not served a Red America or a Blue America - they have served the United States of America. Change comes to Washington.

In the end, then, what is called for is nothing more, and nothing less, than what all the world's great religions demand - that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us. It's a promise that says each of us has the freedom to make of our own lives what we will, but that we also have the obligation to treat each other with dignity and respect. But I will also go through the federal budget, line by line, eliminating programs that no longer work and making the ones we do need work better and cost less - because we cannot meet twenty-first century challenges with a twentieth century bureaucracy. That does not lessen my commitment, however, to governments that reflect the will of the people. Likewise, it is important for Western countries to avoid impeding Muslim citizens from practicing religion as they see fit - for instance, by dictating what clothes a Muslim woman should wear. The sixth issue that I want to address is women's rights.

They know those things. But I also get the sense that there's a hunger that's deeper than that - a hunger that goes beyond any single cause or issue. It's a journey that takes us back to our nation's founding, when none other than a UCC church inspired the Boston Tea Party and helped bring an Empire to its knees. With profound gratitude and great humility, I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States.

That we can have an idea and start our own business without paying a bribe. From his heroic service to Vietnam, to his years as a prosecutor and lieutenant governor, through two decades in the United States Senate, he has devoted himself to this country. Ours is a promise that says government cannot solve all our problems, but what it should do is that which we cannot do for ourselves - protect us from harm and provide every child a decent education; keep our water clean and our toys safe; invest in new schools and new roads and new science and technology. They have not served a Red America or a Blue America - they have served the United States of America. I know there is debate about this issue. I do not believe that women must make the same choices as men in order to be equal, and I respect those women who choose to live their lives in traditional roles.

Not just with words, but with deeds - by investing in our schools and our communities; by enforcing our civil rights laws and ensuring fairness in our criminal justice system; by providing this generation with ladders of opportunity that were unavailable for previous generations. And finally they come to this elderly black man who's been sitting there quietly the entire time. Many Gulf States have enjoyed great wealth as a consequence of oil, and some are beginning to focus it on broader development.

Thank you, and God bless America.