Obama Ipsum

The most presidential lorem ipsum in history.

How many paragraphs of oratory do you need?

Some will see this as an attempt to justify or excuse comments that are simply inexcusable. But we must also admit that programs alone can't replace parents; that government can't turn off the television and make a child do her homework; that fathers must take more responsibility for providing the love and guidance their children need.

I stand here knowing that my story is part of the larger American story, that I owe a debt to all of those who came before me, and that, in no other country on earth, is my story even possible. It was stained by this nation's original sin of slavery, a question that divided the colonies and brought the convention to a stalemate until the founders chose to allow the slave trade to continue for at least twenty more years, and to leave any final resolution to future generations.

Throughout the first year of this campaign, against all predictions to the contrary, we saw how hungry the American people were for this message of unity. That is why there is a mosque in every state of our union, and over 1,200 mosques within our borders. But we have a responsibility to join together on behalf of the world we seek - a world where extremists no longer threaten our people, and American troops have come home; a world where Israelis and Palestinians are each secure in a state of their own, and nuclear energy is used for peaceful purposes; a world where governments serve their citizens, and the rights of all God's children are respected. Now, that must be our work here on Earth.

It got hijacked. This time we want to talk about the fact that the real problem is not that someone who doesn't look like you might take your job; it's that the corporation you work for will ship it overseas for nothing more than a profit. Six million Jews were killed - more than the entire Jewish population of Israel today. I am emphasizing such investments within my country.

That they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights. They're looking to relieve a chronic loneliness. So let there be no doubt: Islam is a part of America.

Thank you very much everybody.