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And yet, I know that, on this night, they look down on me with great pride. I get it. This is a difficult responsibility to embrace. The United States does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements. We cannot impose peace. But we can only achieve it together.

But if we see this conflict only from one side or the other, then we will be blind to the truth: the only resolution is for the aspirations of both sides to be met through two states, where Israelis and Palestinians each live in peace and security. And today I am announcing a new global effort with the Organization of the Islamic Conference to eradicate polio.

We are the party of Kennedy. And finally, just as America can never tolerate violence by extremists, we must never alter our principles.

We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around in our libraries in the Red States. But I will also renew the tough, direct diplomacy that can prevent Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons and curb Russian aggression.

We all put our country first. Many wait in refugee camps in the West Bank, Gaza, and neighboring lands for a life of peace and security that they have never been able to lead.

Thank you very much everybody.