Obama Ipsum

The most presidential lorem ipsum in history.

How many paragraphs of oratory do you need?

They all have different stories and reasons. That is why there is a mosque in every state of our union, and over 1,200 mosques within our borders.

I submitted myself to His will, and dedicated myself to discovering His truth and carrying out His works. As such, Reverend Wright's comments were not only wrong but divisive, divisive at a time when we need unity; racially charged at a time when we need to come together to solve a set of monumental problems - two wars, a terrorist threat, a falling economy, a chronic health care crisis and potentially devastating climate change; problems that are neither black or white or Latino or Asian, but rather problems that confront us all. In the young people who voted for the first time, and in those who got involved again after a very long time. Denying that fact is baseless, ignorant, and hateful.

The pundits, the pundits like to slice-and-dice our country into Red States and Blue States; Red States for Republicans, Blue States for Democrats. But there's a story I want to share that takes place before Moses passed the mantle of leadership on to Joshua. And now is the time to keep the promise of equal pay for an equal day's work, because I want my daughters to have exactly the same opportunities as your sons. I realize that I am not the likeliest candidate for this office. Tomorrow, I will visit Buchenwald, which was part of a network of camps where Jews were enslaved, tortured, shot and gassed to death by the Third Reich.

And until we stop the genocide that's being carried out in Darfur as I speak, our conscience cannot rest. I'm hearing from progressives who understand that if we want to communicate our hopes and values to Americans, we can't abandon the field of religious discourse. I am grateful for your hospitality, and the hospitality of the people of Egypt. Denying that fact is baseless, ignorant, and hateful. It is easier to start wars than to end them.

This union may never be perfect, but generation after generation has shown that it can always be perfected. No single speech can eradicate years of mistrust, nor can I answer in the time that I have all the complex questions that brought us to this point. But that is not yet the case. So let there be no doubt: the situation for the Palestinian people is intolerable. And just as it devastates Palestinian families, the continuing humanitarian crisis in Gaza does not serve Israel's security; neither does the continuing lack of opportunity in the West Bank.

Thank you, and God bless America.