Obama Ipsum

The most presidential lorem ipsum in history.

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It is that fundamental belief, it is that fundamental belief, I am my brother's keeper, I am my sister's keeper that makes this country work. Change means a tax code that doesn't reward the lobbyists who wrote it, but the American workers and small businesses who deserve it. I'll make it easier for the American people to afford these new cars. The fourth issue that I will address is democracy.

And they are a part of America, this country that I love. And I'll invest 150 billion dollars over the next decade in affordable, renewable sources of energy - wind power and solar power and the next generation of biofuels; an investment that will lead to new industries and five million new jobs that pay well and can't ever be outsourced.

And there's another issue we must confront as well. As imperfect as he may be, he has been like family to me. Let me also address the issue of Iraq. Likewise, it is important for Western countries to avoid impeding Muslim citizens from practicing religion as they see fit - for instance, by dictating what clothes a Muslim woman should wear.

I'm talking about something more substantial. We must always examine the ways in which we protect it. There is also one rule that lies at the heart of every religion - that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us.

More of you have lost your homes and even more are watching your home values plummet. We know that is God's vision.

Thank you very much everybody.