Obama Ipsum

The most presidential lorem ipsum in history.

How many paragraphs of oratory do you need?

Last time we took up immigration reform, it failed. I will cut taxes - cut taxes - for 95% of all working families. But we should choose the right path, not just the easy path.

Yet in this new age, such attitudes are self-defeating. The second major source of tension that we need to discuss is the situation between Israelis, Palestinians and the Arab world.

The day after Pearl Harbor my grandfather signed up for duty; joined Patton's army, marched across Europe. I learned that my sins could be redeemed. This same story can be told by people from South Africa to South Asia; from Eastern Europe to Indonesia.

That we can participate in the political process without fear of retribution, and that our votes will be counted at least, most of the time. He told me he'd joined the Marines, and was heading to Iraq the following week.

I learned that everyone's got a sacred story when you take the time to listen. Like the anger within the black community, these resentments aren't always expressed in polite company. It's because John McCain doesn't get it. Well it's time for them to own their failure. And for the sake of our economy, our security, and the future of our planet, I will set a clear goal as President: in ten years, we will finally end our dependence on oil from the Middle East. The fear and anger that it provoked was understandable, but in some cases, it led us to act contrary to our ideals.

Thank you, God Bless you, and God Bless the United States of America.