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On November 4th, we must stand up and say: "Eight is enough." These are the policies I will pursue. And it is that promise that forty five years ago today, brought Americans from every corner of this land to stand together on a Mall in Washington, before Lincoln's Memorial, and hear a young preacher from Georgia speak of his dream. But privately, many Muslims recognize that Israel will not go away.

You're on your own. Likewise, it is important for Western countries to avoid impeding Muslim citizens from practicing religion as they see fit - for instance, by dictating what clothes a Muslim woman should wear.

We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around in our libraries in the Red States. In a sense, what brought me to Chicago in the first place was a hunger for some sort of meaning in my life. This was one of the tasks we set forth at the beginning of this campaign - to continue the long march of those who came before us, a march for a more just, more equal, more free, more caring and more prosperous America. If you have health care, my plan will lower your premiums. It was innovation in Muslim communities that developed the order of algebra; our magnetic compass and tools of navigation; our mastery of pens and printing; our understanding of how disease spreads and how it can be healed.

Again and again, we've seen him make tough choices when easier ones were available. I will cut taxes - cut taxes - for 95% of all working families. So I've got news for you, John McCain. It's a story with a simple truth: that violence is a dead end. Those are not just American ideas, they are human rights, and that is why we will support them everywhere.

"People began to shout, to rise from their seats and clap and cry out, a forceful wind carrying the reverend's voice up into the rafters....And in that single note - hope! - I heard something else; at the foot of that cross, inside the thousands of churches across the city, I imagined the stories of ordinary black people merging with the stories of David and Goliath, Moses and Pharaoh, the Christians in the lion's den, Ezekiel's field of dry bones. America, we are better than these last eight years. Washington's been talking about our oil addiction for the last thirty years, and John McCain has been there for twenty-six of them. What the nay-sayers don't understand is that this election has never been about me. So America will defend itself respectful of the sovereignty of nations and the rule of law. The Internet and television can bring knowledge and information, but also offensive sexuality and mindless violence.

Thank you very much everybody.