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Tonight, we gather to affirm the greatness of our nation - not because of the height of our skyscrapers, or the power of our military, or the size of our economy. You know, a while back, I met a young man named Shamus [Seamus?] in a V.F.W. We can affirm our faith without endangering the separation of church and state, as long as we understand that when we're in the public square, we have to speak in universal terms that everyone can understand. I have brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, uncles and cousins, of every race and every hue, scattered across three continents, and for as long as I live, I will never forget that in no other country on Earth is my story even possible. Senator McCain likes to talk about judgment, but really, what does it say about your judgment when you think George Bush has been right more than ninety percent of the time? I don't know about you, but I'm not ready to take a ten percent chance on change.

A belief that there are better days ahead. It came about as a choice, and not an epiphany. Change comes to Washington. The first nation to recognize my country was Morocco. Resistance through violence and killing is wrong and does not succeed. This issue has been a source of tension between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Hope in the face of uncertainty. But by the time he was a young adult, he was an atheist. He is a man who served his country as a U.S. Marine; who has studied and lectured at some of the finest universities and seminaries in the country, and who for over thirty years led a church that serves the community by doing God's work here on Earth - by housing the homeless, ministering to the needy, providing day care services and scholarships and prison ministries, and reaching out to those suffering from HIV/AIDS. They came of age in the late fifties and early sixties, a time when segregation was still the law of the land and opportunity was systematically constricted. Not with so much work to be done. Although I believe that the Iraqi people are ultimately better off without the tyranny of Saddam Hussein, I also believe that events in Iraq have reminded America of the need to use diplomacy and build international consensus to resolve our problems whenever possible.

Back home, my grandmother raised their baby and went to work on a bomber assembly line. Together, you represent the harmony between tradition and progress.

That is true genius of this nation. He does not say that he was there because of Barack Obama. At this moment, in this election, we must pledge once more to march into the future. And it is my first duty as President to protect the American people. There will be many issues to discuss between our two countries, and we are willing to move forward without preconditions on the basis of mutual respect.

God bless you.