Obama Ipsum

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A belief that there are better days ahead. But the remarks that have caused this recent firestorm weren't simply controversial. And we will keep our promise to every young American - if you commit to serving your community or your country, we will make sure you can afford a college education. At this moment, in this election, we must pledge once more to march into the future.

I was raised with the help of a white grandfather who survived a Depression to serve in Patton's Army during World War II and a white grandmother who worked on a bomber assembly line at Fort Leavenworth while he was overseas. Politicians routinely exploited fears of crime for their own electoral ends. King's birthday at his home church, Ebenezer Baptist, in Atlanta. And you know what - it's worked before. And I've seen it in this campaign.

And as so many generations have come to realize over the course of the two-hundred and twenty one years since a band of patriots signed that document in Philadelphia, that is where the perfection begins. Because in an economy like this, the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle-class. And we will keep our promise to every young American - if you commit to serving your community or your country, we will make sure you can afford a college education. You don't defeat a terrorist network that operates in eighty countries by occupying Iraq. The situation in Afghanistan demonstrates America's goals, and our need to work together.

He grew up herding goats, went to school in a tin-roof shack. But what we know - what we have seen - is that America can change. In the end, then, what is called for is nothing more, and nothing less, than what all the world's great religions demand - that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us. With profound gratitude and great humility, I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States. We are shaped by every culture, drawn from every end of the Earth, and dedicated to a simple concept: E pluribus unum: "Out of many, one." For more than sixty years they have endured the pain of dislocation.

Let us be our brother's keeper, Scripture tells us. I would not be running for President if I didn't believe with all my heart that this is what the vast majority of Americans want for this country. The reality of gun ownership may be different for hunters in rural Ohio than for those plagued by gang-violence in Cleveland, but don't tell me we can't uphold the Second Amendment while keeping AK-47s out of the hands of criminals. Passions fly on immigration, but I don't know anyone who benefits when a mother is separated from her infant child or an employer undercuts American wages by hiring illegal workers. These are not opinions to be debated; these are facts to be dealt with.

Thank you, and God bless America.