Obama Ipsum

The most presidential lorem ipsum in history.

How many paragraphs of oratory do you need?

It's the hope of slaves sitting around a fire singing freedom songs. And so long as we're not doing everything in our personal and collective power to solve them, we know the conscience of our nation cannot rest. I have made a solemn pledge that I will sign a universal health care bill into law by the end of my first term as president that will cover every American and cut the cost of a typical family's premiums by up to $2500 a year. I've gone to some of the best schools in America and lived in one of the world's poorest nations. You don't protect Israel and deter Iran just by talking tough in Washington.

My parents shared not only an improbable love, they shared an abiding faith in the possibilities of this nation. For the men and women of Reverend Wright's generation, the memories of humiliation and doubt and fear have not gone away; nor has the anger and the bitterness of those years. I am honored to be in the timeless city of Cairo, and to be hosted by two remarkable institutions. Over seven years ago, the United States pursued al Qaeda and the Taliban with broad international support. And it is no coincidence that countries where women are well-educated are far more likely to be prosperous. But I also know that human progress cannot be denied.

And that it's not enough to just believe this - we have to do our part to make it a reality. We can play Reverend Wright's sermons on every channel, every day and talk about them from now until the election, and make the only question in this campaign whether or not the American people think that I somehow believe or sympathize with his most offensive words. And Democrats, we must also admit that fulfilling America's promise will require more than just money.

Our conscience cannot rest until we not only secure our borders, but give the 12 million undocumented immigrants in this country a chance to earn their citizenship by paying a fine and waiting in line behind all those who came here legally. At various stages in the campaign, some commentators have deemed me either "too black" or "not black enough." We saw racial tensions bubble to the surface during the week before the South Carolina primary.

Out of work? Tough luck. I will cut taxes - cut taxes - for 95% of all working families. And we will keep our promise to every young American - if you commit to serving your community or your country, we will make sure you can afford a college education. For instance, in the United States, rules on charitable giving have made it harder for Muslims to fulfill their religious obligation.

Thank you, and God bless America.