Obama Ipsum

The most presidential lorem ipsum in history.

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Tonight, we gather to affirm the greatness of our nation - not because of the height of our skyscrapers, or the power of our military, or the size of our economy. I learned that my sins could be redeemed. And today, we import triple the amount of oil as the day that Senator McCain took office. Because I've seen it. The same is true for the astonishing progress within Muslim-majority countries from Kuala Lumpur to Dubai.

The hope of a young naval lieutenant bravely patrolling the Mekong Delta. They're looking to relieve a chronic loneliness. So don't tell me that Democrats won't defend this country. For centuries, black people in America suffered the lash of the whip as slaves and the humiliation of segregation. At the same time, Israelis must acknowledge that just as Israel's right to exist cannot be denied, neither can Palestine's. That does not lessen my commitment, however, to governments that reflect the will of the people.

I'm talking about something more substantial. We will all have to make concessions to achieve this. We meet at a time of tension between the United States and Muslims around the world - tension rooted in historical forces that go beyond any current policy debate.

And he knows that it's not enough for just some of us to prosper. Last time we took up immigration reform, it failed. And yet words on a parchment would not be enough to deliver slaves from bondage, or provide men and women of every color and creed their full rights and obligations as citizens of the United States. It requires all Americans to realize that your dreams do not have to come at the expense of my dreams; that investing in the health, welfare, and education of black and brown and white children will ultimately help all of America prosper. This issue has been a source of tension between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran.

She was born in a town on the other side of the world, in Kansas. And then another one. Out of work? Tough luck. Finally, the Arab States must recognize that the Arab Peace Initiative was an important beginning, but not the end of their responsibilities. And any nation - including Iran - should have the right to access peaceful nuclear power if it complies with its responsibilities under the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.

God bless you.