Obama Ipsum

The most presidential lorem ipsum in history.

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His father - my grandfather - was a cook, a domestic servant to the British. And I'm glad to see that. This country is more generous than one where a man in Indiana has to pack up the equipment he's worked on for twenty years and watch it shipped off to China, and then chokes up as he explains how he felt like a failure when he went home to tell his family the news. Now, many of these plans will cost money, which is why I've laid out how I'll pay for every dime - by closing corporate loopholes and tax havens that don't help America grow. But if we see this conflict only from one side or the other, then we will be blind to the truth: the only resolution is for the aspirations of both sides to be met through two states, where Israelis and Palestinians each live in peace and security.

I understand those who protest that some countries have weapons that others do not. We have the power to make the world we seek, but only if we have the courage to make a new beginning, keeping in mind what has been written.

My parents shared not only an improbable love, they shared an abiding faith in the possibilities of this nation. I was not raised in a particularly religious household. My father, who I didn't know, returned to Kenya when I was just two. It's that he spoke as if our society was static; as if no progress has been made; as if this country - a country that has made it possible for one of his own members to run for the highest office in the land and build a coalition of white and black; Latino and Asian, rich and poor, young and old - is still irrevocably bound to a tragic past.

He does not say that he was there because of Barack Obama. But we can only achieve it together.

I would not be running for President if I didn't believe with all my heart that this is what the vast majority of Americans want for this country. The Holy Koran teaches that whoever kills an innocent, it is as if he has killed all mankind; and whoever saves a person, it is as if he has saved all mankind.

Thank you, God Bless you, and God Bless the United States of America.