Obama Ipsum

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It should help us, not hurt us. It is costly and politically difficult to continue this conflict.

It's a story that hasn't made me the most conventional candidate. Now let there be no doubt. We need a President who can face the threats of the future, not keep grasping at the ideas of the past. The sooner the extremists are isolated and unwelcome in Muslim communities, the sooner we will all be safer. In Turkey, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Indonesia, we have seen Muslim-majority countries elect a woman to lead. Meanwhile, the struggle for women's equality continues in many aspects of American life, and in countries around the world.

I believe that we have a righteous wind at our backs and that as we stand on the crossroads of history, we can make the right choices, and meet the challenges that face us. And I'll invest 150 billion dollars over the next decade in affordable, renewable sources of energy - wind power and solar power and the next generation of biofuels; an investment that will lead to new industries and five million new jobs that pay well and can't ever be outsourced. Not with so much work to be done. Six million Jews were killed - more than the entire Jewish population of Israel today.

And yet, I know that, on this night, they look down on me with great pride. I believe that we can give our middle class relief and provide working families with a road to opportunity.

They want a sense of purpose, a narrative arc to their lives. To play a role in fulfilling Palestinian aspirations, and to unify the Palestinian people, Hamas must put an end to violence, recognize past agreements, and recognize Israel's right to exist.

Thank you, and God bless America.